Yeah, huge part of rap these days is miserable see a lot of these cats don't know shit about syllables well I'mma teach ya, let's start with one that's easy and just like that we're done and even if you don't possess any talent two syllables won't pose much of a challenge some say I'm killin' 'em, nah three is still keepin' it minimal four, you might have to link up to the words and if you enunciate 'em right it's still comfortable five, we're raisin' the ante get right and she'll let you put your face in her panty now we're getting into syllabification six is the shit, in other words hella defecation seven won't be so easy homie but if you get it phone me for teasin' O.G. now 8, this is some complicating shit it gets bloody, like putting your dick in one ovulating bitch

I ain't gettin' out of bed today got nothing planned anyways alright fine, it's 4 P.M. plus I gotta stretch my legs and eat but why cook? when I can just open a bag of frito-lays yeah I always take the easy route If ya can't handle a bit of chaos don't come to my place just see ya out shoes and socks on the floor clothes on the chair and food traces on the couch this what the lazy life's about live messy, eat junk and save energy if it's sunny, it's too hot to go out and if it's cloudy, it might rain so either ways I'm stayin' in and playing my games watching movies or reading comics haha yep, that's my lazy logic man everyday's a sunday sit back, relax and get comfy all that work and errands save that for later I'mma show you how to be a PROcrastinator man everyday's a sunday sit back, relax and get comfy all that work and errands save that for later I'mma show you how to be a PROcrastinator I got like 5 tests that I gotta pass you think I should study? naah, I think I'll pass If I can't make it with no effort it was nothing for me in the first place I don't expect much the minimum is just perfect here's a life hack you can borrow all your chores and duties you can store 'em in this promiseland called tomorrow I try to keep an airy head cause soon I just maybe dead like a pharaoh 3 A.M. the night still young so go grab me a cold one and when I hear a mating call I jump in that bed and switch the lights out with a tennis ball and pull an all nighter I didn't even write this song, it wrote itself I'm too lazy to be a songwriter man everyday's a sunday sit back, relax and get comfy all that work and errands save that for later I'mma show you how to be a PROcrastinator man everyday's a sunday sit back, relax and get comfy all that work and errands save that for later I'mma show you how to be a PROcrastinator

got my eyes on the prize whatever ain't, I'm gonna make it mine up on cloud 9 I know that life ain't always bunny rabbits and teddy bears it can get real but you know you just gotta persevere leave your insecurities at home it'll accompany your fears can't have 'em tag along if you're planning on overcoming your peers any number of stairs you can climb 'em you got the abilities you just gotta find 'em if they tell you otherwise... pfft never mind 'em always keep one eye open the same people you play cards with hit you in the head with a poker keep your circle tight like a virgin anyone tryina barge in cut 'em open like a surgeon or a coroner, no room for a foreigner cause once your dead they ain't the ones who'll be mourning ya no they ain't all in bro yeah, can't have nothing dragging you down cut off all ties and lose a few pounds some say life's long and some want another round some smile through the bullshit and some just frown some die searching for the things some have found and if you ain't started yet yeah well then homie I suggest that the time is now no shit unless the only notion you want is hopelessness like walking but going nowhere breathing but getting no air how will you cope with this? just remember, wanting something is one thing homie but are you willing to see it through? wishing's really a dumb thing homie that alone's not gonna make it true nah you gotta give it your all fuck it, you either fly or you fall the ones who make it are the ones who risk shit learn from the mistakes and come back stronger as a revenant and fight for your relevance shoot for the skies cause you hell-bent and eventually you'll be crowned now and float away up on cloud 9

shit when it comes to songs like these the first line's always the toughest but its necessary, cuz before you go deep you gotta scratch the surface I know you're listening probably teary eyed and nervous thinkin' what am I tryina say here does the song have any purpose? wish I had the answers to that but I don't I just love to put my thoughts into raps as you've known and lately my mind's been all over so I gotta do this to regain composure it's therapeutic, I'm in the chair and the sofa the session's at start, let's see what we got so far we met a while ago, what we wouldn't give to go back came a long way now, went down one hell of a path it didn't take much for us to connect, it was beautiful we grew strong feelings for each other but we chose not to believe they were mutual thus we beared them as crucibles and I kept this up until the day I thought I was losing you I didn't want any regrets, so I decided that you should know although I knew our situation was unsuitable and complicated to say the least as a rubix cube yet we still went with it these past few months got me speechless therefore no matter what I write it feels like it isn't well written you're so amazing to me I'm at my best when I'm with you never had any fears until I met you now I got one I'm scared of you being a lost one you made me feel human in more than one way not sure if I should thank you for that cause at times these feelings are not fun yeah we had a lot of good and bad times lot of build ups and breakdowns big smiles and great frowns you tried to push me away but so did I each time we tried, the other didn't comply seems as our demise has finally arrived can't call this living I'm just tryina survive did it have to come down to this? I wonder if there is a world where an "us" exists at times it felt like being with me scared the shit outta you or maybe it's the things you woulda had to do if only you were a bit stronger and held on a bit longer things woulda been different and we wouldn't have to be so distant they say everything happens for a reason I'm just sitting here wondering what all this shit meant and lately I had an epiphany that not having you in my vicinity is viciously killing me each day seems like a week without you I've been bleak, lost and weak without you yeah I keep hoping for the best but it looks so doubtful I've been so stressed that I've lost sense of time despite all of that when I picture you I still can smile nothing will take that away against everything it shall prevail I was ok with who I used to be then came you and introduced to me a side that laid dormant now I can't go back til I know we're done for certain but that day ain't arrived yet every time I thought I was at my end I found some more drive left at times I know I pushed you too hard that's cause I didn't want us to fall apart shit I did it again see now I dragged this song too far and should probably end it this just proves that I ain't playin' I'll always have something to say but at some point nothing will be worth sayin'